May 2012
reblog if it's ok if i come vent to you.
double-eighty-eight:
I searched Shia LaBeouf in...
“Novelists as a class have made the most aggressive assault upon the world.”
– Lionel Trilling (via arkoftheache)
Watchsocietydefinedbeauty:
When you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
For double-eighty-eight: won't let me message you...
lael-lenehan asked: Thank you for liking my poem that Lubna posted yesterday. I really like your blog too. Your postings are interesting and I have decided to follow you. Please feel free to follow me too and ask your friends to do the same.... I would appreciate that a lot. My blog address is /blog/lael-lenehan . Good luck in life! Lael
April 2012
I think the realest, deepest love brings out the...
Charlie Sheen is cooler now than ever.
ATMOSPHERE
Forevaaaaaa.
“I know what’s going on inside me—I’m not a fool. But I don’t want to analyze it,...”
– Terry Gilliam (via austinkleon)
the-bob-loblaw-law-blawg asked: 17, 25, 40, and then if there are any others you feel like answering
wifesaysno asked: Private. I'd love to share my erotic audio recordings with you. One woman told me, "your voice oozes debauchery" -- best compliment ever! I can email you or send you the download link, if interested
Sex Questions: For 88x2
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? DRYER
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Thor
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Chivalrous aggression; it's a thing.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Church.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: .... haha
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: Someone asleep; don't judge me.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Emotions + nudity.
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope & other I'm sure.
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Quickies, love em.
11: Top or bottom? Good at top, love being dominated tho.
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is lovely but I expect more.
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Looooove making the other person feel that good. Hate swallowing my gag reflex lol
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yeahpsir ha; like water almost?
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Mr. Stallingsssss. Freshman Algebra; Palo kids know.
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Ice & whatever else haa
23: How big is too big (peniswise): Over 7 1/2
24: One sexual thing you would never do: Be with a girl. Other than that WHATEVER'S CLEVER.
25: Biggest turn on: CONFIDENCE, brains, heart.
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? yeah yeah
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
When I have time will answer, stay tuneddd
The differences between puberty.
someoneelikeeyouux33:
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
Anyone: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: The people I call friends, aren't my actual friends.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
