Mrs. Doubtfire back in the day
Being hungry an liking EVERY FOOD picture on my dashboard.
The difference between men and women after a break...
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: Men: Break up day: A week later: A month later: Women Break up day: A week later: A month later: Unless you’re Bella Swan Break up day: A week later: A month later: FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts OH LOL. There was a time I was “Bella Swan” all the way..
The classic 50s look for men should hands down...
Link to all my poems and aphorisms. (Still under construction)
Sept 25, 2011
Pretending for seconds my existence is worthy of a little justice When they lay their judgment to smother my face They never know what I was choked with the color of the lace Or there are those who choose simply not to revisit those days The ones they know damn well marked the price of what I’ve paid Was sheltered and only knew smiles You weren’t there when my mother’s eyes...
The wiser you get the weirder you seem.
HEY LADIES BE CLEAN. Like a lady.
Oh what a grind it is embodying all these ideas and having perpetually to expose...– Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry dated 18 March 1935 (via proustitute)
Aaliyah has the shape of my head we're practically...
"Don't complain without offering a solution."
- Kanye West
Sept 14th, 2011
Dinner’s ready daddy Dishes done, ironed clothes All done smiling gladly Cook wearing nothing For you dirty madly My inner housewife can’t help herself sadly The date is what With you time I just can’t touch 2 weeks day in day out is barely enough Come here I’ll hold your head even though those last few words were tough Break up What’ll it be like when we wake up...
Sept 11, 2011
Rib cage opens Kisses blown frozen Eyes up can no longer see past the clouds holding Your hand never knew doubt The frame framing life fit nowhere now blind to what hangs anywhere and what lays everywhere hearts ill knowledged in how to care him wrapped up in my hair Hate all this grey I swear I was never supposed to be there just thought it was nice to share Who even let me climb these stairs ...
Sept 9, 2011
Too many sleepless nights determined to do this right sit down spit out the gum you’re having too much fun bruised knuckle time out major fumble all this freestyling doesn’t matter regardless expression still climbing these ladders It’s at max and burned because boss upstairs knows I haven’t earned ponder what color to paint my nails consecutively please don’t send...
Make your crazy relatable.